
So, I guess surfing is not an option today! ...Darn, just what I had planned for today!
Regent brought over some good old, truly Canadian Roots gifts ( cell phone holders, caps and such...) to share with his co-workers here yesterday, which they got quite a kick out of as Roots, Rooter and other derivatives of this word have an Xrated meaning in Australia!
Regent is having great fun learning the "lingo" here from his co-workers which he is sharing with me. This is giving us kind of a gist of the Aussie sense of humour ...
Aussie colloquialisms for your enjoyment:
Being Liberachied: being rearended in a car( so, you really have to know who Liberachi was! ;
Ankle biter/tin lid: a small child (actually somewhat appropriate);
Bastard: term of endearment (?, ok then!);
Aussie wave: swatting away the flies with the hand (that's coming with the summer, we will then be perfecting the Aussie wave!);
Bizzo: business, as in mind your own bizzo, you bastard!...can you see my dilemma here?
Banana bender: someone from Queensland (now that correspondence is still a mystery to me);
Kiwi: someone from New Zealand (the Aussies have other names for New Zealanders and for people from Tazmania, but I will not be repeating them here!!!Inappropriate...need I say more?);
Ute: truck, as in Utility Vehicle, of course!;
Capsicum: peppers (red, green, yellow): knowing this was very useful at the local Subway sandwich store!
Budgie smugglers: mens tight swimming trunks (speedos...looks like an international distaste!);
Chuck a sickie: take a day off work when you are perfectly healthy (now who would do that?);
Piece of piss: not a problem - easy task (I dont get it!);
Stickybeak: nosy person ( again...I just dont get it!);
Thongs: flip flops (clarification on the Aussie meaning of this narrowly averted a most uncomfortable situation during a conversation Regent had at work concerning his friend Anthony's thongs! The mental picture alone...lets just move on!);
Trackie daks: tracksuit pants (I dare you to say trackie daks three times fast while being Liberachied in your Ute, wearing your buggie smugglers you bastard Mate!!! It certainly is not a piece of piss!!!
Bottle Shop: Liquor store (...oh the Australian wine! I may have to do a whole post just on that subject!!!).
Never never: The outback, centre of Australia (Most of the population lives on the coastal areas of Australia, the centre of the Continent (not an island, not a country, but rather referred to as a continent , ok I get it!) is inhabited by Aborigines only;
Walkabout: a walk in the outback by Aborigines that last for an indefinite amount of time...hey that reminds me, it's just about time for my walkabout to the bottle shop!
Hooroo Mates! Goodbye friends!
How can you differenciate the Australian drivers from the tourists? The ones who put on their wipers on every corner they need to turn on are the tourists!!! Not a habit that's easy to break, except when it is raining!!! Cheers!